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    glad you're not dead bro, pfa needs more krypt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
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    I'm now celibate until I meet a nice persian or white girl and settle down.
    I thought Persians considered themselves Caucasian, making Persian girls and white girls one in the same.
    i thought Persians just took whatever women they wanted, Caucasian or otherwise.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Basically, after blasting my load I came to the realization that I was heading in the wrong direction. The girl was actually sort of cute, but I knew for a fact that I had made a mistake when she was actually enioying Family Feud and boring me with details of her 2 yr old son, after I had just fucked her in standing missionary. The whole experience was a mess because there was a congregation of boy scouts and their loser dads in the lobby; I had to stumble through all of them because I drank a bit too much warm grey goose.

    I intended on updating this thread that very same day, but I passed out when I got home. When I woke up, the first thing I saw was Sonatine's Stranger Things thread, which lead me to binge watching the entire season. It was so good it physically hurt.

    I haven't banged a hooker since and don't intend on doing so. I'm now celibate until I meet a nice persian or white girl and settle down.


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      Henry: nah bro, just hit it in the next life.[/sarcasm]
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post

    The forum will want the story, but as someone who likes you.


    No way. You're a twenty-something with a good job and money. Flash some around in a bar and land someone as pretty as that. Two big red flags. She didn't state no African American men. She has that crown tattoo on her chest which pretty much guarantees she's banging some black dude. I'm not being racist, I'm thinking of it in the actuarial sense. 8x higher rate of all STDs amongst AA population.You can avoid most with protection, but not herpes. You're in a bad geographic location for escorts. Any halfway pretty girl in less black areas has no AA men please in their ads.

    Honestly, until you find a nice Persian girl to settle down with, just get what you can pick up on your own. You're running an extremely high risk of having to have a very uncomfortable conversation with your potential wife in the future when you tell her you have genital herpes. Not that it can't happen with a random girl in a bar, but it's way way less likely. I imagine a proper Persian wife material girl would react to I have herpes even worse than a white girl, and I have to imagine almost all white girls snap you off. Just not worth it.

     
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      Henry: Let's say we know for a fact that hooker has herpes. And krypt hits it raw. Probability he contracts is roughly 0.00004 or 0.004%. I agree no way tho, unless she's into popping percs and making slow motion videos.
      
      GringoStar: A much younger me would have thought you were racist for calling her lack of stating "no AA men" as a red flag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    No. She is not even remotely attractive. Go to the local strip clubs and fuck the girls in the VIP room. Lot more fun and less headache too.

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    Henry: Let's say we know for a fact that hooker has herpes. And krypt hits it raw. Probability he contracts is roughly 0.00004 or 0.004%. I agree no way tho, unless she's into popping percs and making slow motion videos

    Yeah, I did a shit ton of reading on the subject after having a herpes scare some months ago. Not much else to do when you're sitting around for 6 weeks wondering before the antibodies would present. Shockingly, I didn't even have HSV1, let alone 2.

    That number you presented, from what I can tell when I came across it, is based on long term studies done on couples. It encouraged me. Most of the time, women aren't shedding virus. A lot of factors go into who sheds and when, but taking care of yourself is huge. Sleep, nutrition, immune function. Those girls are just the worst case scenario at taking care of themselves and every single time you see a backpage sting, 8 out of 10 girls swooped up end up having needles on their person with drug residue. Just a super high risk group way more likely to be shedding than average infected woman I would guess because of lifestyle. All the people I know who shoot drugs just have a ton of opportunistic skin infections constantly. MRSA, cellulitis, etc.

    I've seen a local ER doctor talk that 90% of heroin addicts are showing up with hep C in the past year. That's even harder to catch sexually, but given the open sores and shit these users frequently have, I just think it's an insane risk for someone Krypt's age to be banging escorts unless you've decided to move to SE Asia in the future and become an expat.

    When I thought I had it, it rattled me, but I could deal with it at my age. Every attractive woman I meet that I might want to date if she's available is minimum mid 30s, and is either nuts, has 2 kids, an ex-husband who ruined their credit or they have a restraining order against, or some combination of all. Not too many attractive 37 year olds are baggage free. If they were, they'd be married to a doctor or banker in the suburbs. I could make it work for me even if infected because I offer a lot of positives and you're much more willing to deal with someone else's baggage when you have your own. Plus, unmarried women in that age group are like 40% infected anyway. Most just don't know it. Thankfully, I dodged the issue. But hell, if I met an attractive 37 year old who had it together except she was positive for HSV-2, I'd probably roll the dice if I really was into her. The idea of occasional months of antivirals doesn't shake me up at my age.

    But to be in your early 20s like Krypt, you run bad, and you'll get treated by girls like a leper because life hasn't beat those women up yet. They can simply pass on you for the next guy because they have all the leverage at that age. When I was searching for information, I ran across a number of young girls who had contracted it on message boards, and you'd think they had metastatic cancer flowing throughout their entire lymph system. They felt their life was over, so I'd hate to see Krypt trying to get a date in that age group.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post

    She has that crown tattoo on her chest which pretty much guarantees she's banging some black dude.
    a crown, especially one with 5 points going upward, is usually the Latin Kings gang marker...her crown tat did not have points though- I believe her style is called a Glorious Style King Crown--so I don't know for sure but I guess not likely a black pimp
    Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 03-08-2017 at 01:32 PM.
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    I listened to BCR, because believe it or not, std's scare the shit out of me as well. The last time I banged a hooker she left me in the living room of her suite for 30 minutes as she was "changing"; she was a 5'11" blonde with an amazing ass. Anyways, I'm pretty sure she was doing rails in her bedroom, but I could be wrong. After waiting 30 minutes, she finally comes out to the living room and has me record her twerking and doing the splits. The reason i'm posting this is to preface the fact that I too had a herpes scare with this very chick. I basically don't see girls that offer GFE and only go the covered route, but this bitch surprised me by actually spitting on uncovered dick as she was giving me a HJ. Immediately after finishing I poured soap on my COCK and scrubbed down accordingly.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Every attractive woman I meet that I might want to date if she's available is minimum mid 30s, and is either nuts, has 2 kids, an ex-husband who ruined their credit or they have a restraining order against, or some combination of all. Not too many attractive 37 year olds are baggage free.
    This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend of mine who is well into his 30's and single. He said the dating scene at that age is like the isle of misfit toys, its all picked over man.......

     
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    Popped a Poseidon about 30 mins ago and currently washing it down with essentia (9.5 ph) water, as I drive into Herndon to go see this black stripper who used to work at magic city in ATL. Very excited about this because she’s on of those black girls that is so fucking sexy that she looks Asian. Unreal times boys

     
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    She's probably part Asian. Or just smokes weed non fkn stop. glgl TID!

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    pictures and details please
    godspeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Hit it and get aids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    She's probably part Asian. Or just smokes weed non fkn stop. glgl TID!
    Philipino ya glglgl lol

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