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    I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

    1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

    2) Should I pay extra for anal?

    3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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    Seeing that I knew some escorts, I can assist here


    1. I would STRONGLY recommend NOT going down on any of them. You have no clue where those Vageen have been.

    2. Yes, many of them charge more for anal. Figure out the codes you have to ask for, or they advertise for, if they are up for anal. "Greek" will be their code.

    3. Again, if she is going to blow you, and let your random load into her mouth, do you really want to make out with said mouth, after she has taken hundreds of random loads in there? I mean, its tempting to want to do some of those things, but you have to get a good read on them to make sure they are taking care of themselves. Are they really clean, are they getting tested frequently? Hard to tell. I'd stick to doing stuff where you dont have a chance of getting any of her fluids in you, to be safe. Some of those women are seriously, and dangerously crazy.


    what area of the US do you live in? See if you can find women on Eros, Preferred 411 or Roomservice 2000. If you are going to seriously "dabble" as a "Hobbyist", you may want to pay the $50 at RS2K (Roomservice 2000) and get verified, so the gals dont think you are a cop. Backpage is going to get you some shady gals. The other 3 have better classes of women and far less chance of getting busted.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    1. I would STRONGLY recommend NOT going down on any of them. You have no clue where those Vageen have been.
    That applies to all women.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

    1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

    2) Should I pay extra for anal?

    3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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    You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

    1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

    2) Should I pay extra for anal?

    3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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    You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.
    Drop the knowledge asap vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
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    You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.
    Drop the knowledge asap vegas
    Enjoy your Valtrex prescription.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

    1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

    2) Should I pay extra for anal?

    3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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    If your inquiring about eating out a prostitute, some serious advice is in store.

    It's only pussy; just talk around a bit, don't act too jilted and you'll lose your virginity eventually. If JSearles can get laid, anyone can.

    Leave the flask at home, lay off the Acqua di Gio and don't make any references to how you can only drink bottled water.

    Please don't kill people if they reject you.

     
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    Ive literally never heard of that cologne, had to google it. Narisco rodriguez and BVLGARI on rotation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Ive literally never heard of that cologne, had to google it. Narisco rodriguez and BVLGARI on rotation.
    As a Persian, how many bottles do you go through a month?

     
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    Dreams really can come true.

    Krypt acquiring Super Aids is high on the list.

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    In before Krypt gets rolled by a pimp for his Jordans, hat, and his anal virginity.



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    Let's cut the prince some slack, not a metaphor. If all yas got are expensive escorts and you are a Kalahari Bushmen with a particular hankering, something has to give.

    I hearby announce a ground level investment opportuntity not seen since the days of the pocket fisherman...
    This new millionmaker (already patented) will be known as Didlly's Pocket Dam, in honour of it's inventor, Dentist and now correctional inmate # 19992, Vaughn.
    Born and raised with one name and a smallish head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

    1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

    2) Should I pay extra for anal?

    3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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    Herpes is a minor skin irritation that isn't progressive or debilitating. You're more afraid of that than HIV?

    Condoms drastically reduce the chance of HIV transmission but you want anal which has a much higher rate of condom failure and a much higher rate of transmission of all STDs. Better stay away from anal IMO. Any exchange of bodily fluids carries some risk of HIV transmission though kissing her and going down on her are very low risk.

    Can't help with the prostitution part, but there must be plenty of degens on this board who can.

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