Yup, his Massive win was like $126 … hahahaha!
Most of that probably came from letting old Gay Guys play with his butt hole for hours a day.
Wasn’t the daily goal supposed to be $143? Looks...
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Yup, his Massive win was like $126 … hahahaha!
Most of that probably came from letting old Gay Guys play with his butt hole for hours a day.
Wasn’t the daily goal supposed to be $143? Looks...
In honor of Chrissy’s cryptic post and radio silence after clearly losing his ass betting on the Avs, I thought this would be appropriate!
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Chrissy with another defeated and dejected post stating "hurr hurr Someday is Today..."
Obviously a veiled reference to some potential sucker saying “Yea I’ll sign up and pay you $999… someday!?!”...
Nah, he’s bettin those high rolling 56 cent bets on XFL and UFL games, lol. He also posted about a sign that talks about “Bi” and “Gay” attorneys… But yea he’s totally straight folks!
He probably...
The problem with FB is they will allow obvious Scams to fly on their platform as long as they do not directly Violate their terms of service.
In this case, Squirtstopher is merely sharing a link...
Chrissy posting some cheesy photos from a Waterfall in Portland, OR. About 3 hours from Seattle and certainly shows how paranoid he is that we know his location that he releases a Bunker video making...
Not to give Chrissy ideas, but rather than start and fail his own 30 day challenge, he could find a trustworthy chum [yeah ok, it fails here], and give them $100 and film them making $3k in 1 month....
Chrissy posts that it's the "worst day of his life"...
cuz "Derrrrrp Red Lobsters are closing down in several states!!!
The comment section quickly exposes his stupidity as No Nevada Red...
Would be a hilarious Parody channel if done with some production and clever writing!
OOK LIFE F/ Chrissy Mitchell Jr.
*Opening Shot* Plastic Bag floating in the wind...
Cut to Shot of...
Perhaps I should elaborate on this some more...
The Casino loses NOTHING by offering Cruise certs. In many cases, they OWN the cruise liner or at least the Casino inside offering gaming and make...
Looks like there was a 2 for 1 Sale on Midget Sized Kraken Replica No Name Jerseys's's's at Baby Gap!
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He's acting like he's so special for Skating on a Practice Rink, which isn't even...
Oh I'm sure he's betting sporadically as evidenced by the Knights screaming fit. You KNOW he had Money on that game annnnd Game 7 vs Dallas. Hence the Big Whiny rant about commitment & not paying...
Another Losing Night for the Number One Sports Bettor… who Never shows any sports bet tickets and jinxes whichever team he roots for like a bandwagoner!
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If only Chrissy had listened to...
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Do I know this fool or do I know this fool? Lol, I knew the little Squirter would be in Seattle and soon will be boarding a Free Cruise to Alaska!
How did I know might you ask?? Well,...
Here I’ll save everyone the trouble and leave these irrefutable pieces of documentation here…
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“Folks you’re Deadbroke cuz ur Dumb! Not me though, I’m smart cuz I make sure all my...
Soon to be Deleted, just like those non-existent Sports bets, the Slot Machine wins(which haven't appeared in 4 months either) annnnnnnd the Post that the Florida Panthers SUCK cuz "Hurr durr Vegas...
Surprised that Squirtstopher has the restraint to not make a whiny rant about NHL refs being paid off to let the Panthers win after the controversial non-call in last night's Bruins/Panthers game...
Another Losing KNIGHT for the Bloat!
He figured the Rangers were a lock to sweep their series and the Canes Squirted out a win!
Annnnnd by virtue of Chrissy rooting for them like a...
Chrissy talks down to his sheep cuz “Hurr durr I went somewherez like a Big Boy and den I went to da Gym!?!”
Cuz nobody in recorded history has ever gone to a gym whilst traveling…
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Lol, Another Losing KNIGHT for the Bloat...
3 Favorites in MLB choke against Below .500 teams annnnnnnnnnnnd the Stars WIN against the Avs this time!
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Since he hasn't mentioned ANY...
Chrissy Lies about how Renting things means he had them and how NVB has lived more in 4 years than his Former Deadbroke Dum Dum Chums have their entire lives!
Soon to be deleted as he basically...
Panthers win and Canucks pull an incredible comeback on the same night, gotta love Playoff Hockey!
Unless of course you're Chrissy and you Lost Your Ass again betting on the wrong team(s).
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Is Chrissy going to constantly reuse that picture of him in the Cheap, No-Name Avs jersey?
Until of course they get eliminated and he hops on the next bandwagon!
I found Chrissy's Original FB...
Guess I Squirted my Load too soon, like Chrissy did on the Vegas Knights. Only difference is that is cost me $10 and it cost the Colt Dolt his last Chum paying $1000 per month!
Speaking of paying...
Looks like another Loss in the works for The Colt Dolt! Hahahaha, Chrissy curses EVERY Single Team he roots for!
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Little Kyle better make another Commitment to Wanking Off on Bryan...